panalo ka talaga magkwento nico.
i'll try my luck. magsasando ako at orange na cycling shorts. tapos sandals na brown, yung suot ng mga hudyo noon, tapos may dala akong weights sa left hand at negotiable instruments law sa right. tapos makiki-argue ako sa guard:
"not that i'm challenging your authority, but according to the negotiable instruments law, i'm a holder in due course, hence it is axiomatic, and patently consistent with the carriage of goods by the sea, or COGSA, that i be perpetually allowed to enter the sacred confines of this great institution. so ordered."
sabay pump ng weights.
tapos kapag pinosasan ako, dahil obviously, wala akong kwenta, mag-sosorry ako.
"boss, sorry. hindi pala ako holder in due course. may defect ako...at alam mo yun."