Best of the Best
There are recitations and then there are recitations. Miss Reeza Singson's recitation this morning for our Local Government class definitely belongs to the latter. If there was a Hall of Fame for recitations, hers would surely be ranked there.
Prof. Reyes: So what are some other views on the ARMM (Autonomous Region of Muslim Mindanao)? Miss Singson?
Reeza: I agree with Ms. Nakan. I believe that the Muslims have never really felt like they were a part of this country because historically, they've always been relegated to the margins. And I think that the Catholic Church is foremost to be blamed for this feeling of otherness. They just can't keep their grubby fingers away.
However, I have another reason for not agreeing with the secessionist movement. Just imagine how the Philippines will look like if you remove Mindanao from the map. It would look awkward and ugly. The Philippine map as it currently is looks so nice and sexy! It's like a woman lounging on the sand (and then proceeds to strike a pose). If you remove the butt part, it won't be sexy anymore.
But my serious suggestion is to gather all the splinter groups and then throw them in some far-away place like Jolo. Then, we bomb that place. So what if some innocent civilians get killed in the process? We can consider them as collateral damage. Take one for the team.
I love law school :)