Meet Prof Antonio "Bote" Bautista

Bote: Can a torn panty, not owned by the plaintiff nor the defendant, be presented as evidence in court? (shuffles card and picks one out) Guballa! Answer.

Khay: Sir yes sir. A torn panty even though it belonged neither to the plaintiff nor the defendant can still be presented as evidence in court.

Bote: Really? Why?

Khay: Sir, because the torn panty is in the form of a demonstrative evidence. A demonstrative evidence is a tangible item (such as maps, diagrams and models) not directly involved in the litigated occurence...

Bote: (interrupting her and turning to the class) What do you call that panty that girls wear when they don't want their panty-lines to show when they're wearing tight pants?

Khay: S-sir?

Bote: I think it's called a V-neck...

Khay: Sir, it's called a T-back.

Bote: CORRECT! You're very good! I like you! Sit down.

A Bote quote: Class, if we were doing a strip recitation, you'd all be naked now!